100% Single-Origin Colombian Arabica
…Coffee.
The smoothest cup on the planet — hand-picked in the Andes, roasted bold. No blends, no fillers, no limp chickens.
Discover the Real Difference
in Your Daily Cup.
Mass-Market Blends
- Beans from multiple countries
- Lower-grade fillers
- Roasted for shelf life
- 12 oz bags (or less)
Stiff Cock Coffee
- 100% single-origin Colombian
- Hand-picked cherry by cherry
- Mold-free, low-acid, high altitude
- Full 16 oz pound
From the Andes
Born in the Mountains.
Roasted with Attitude.
Every bean is hand-picked in the Andes Mountains. High altitude, rich volcanic soil, and the world's only protected Denomination of Origin for coffee. Washed the traditional Colombian way, roasted medium-dark — bright, smooth, and balanced, with a natural chocolate, nutty, caramel finish.
The Original
Single-Origin Colombian
$25.00/ 16 oz
While most brands pour you 12 oz, we give you the whole pound.
TWO LABELS · ONE ROAST
Same Great Coffee.
Choose Your Brand.
Not everyone wants a Stiff Cock on their counter — so we made Rooster Rick. Same single-origin Colombian beans, same bold roast, same 16 oz bag. Just a different name for the same damn coffee.
So Don't Grind
With Limp Chickens.
Ever had a Stiff Cock in the morning? Grab one and feel the difference.
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From the Flock
Crowing About Us
Finally, a coffee with a backbone.
“Been drinking Folgers for 20 years and didn't know what I was missing. This stuff is smooth but it punches you in the face in the best way. The full 16oz is a nice touch — tired of getting shortchanged.”
— Mike R., Austin, TX
My husband won't shut up about it.
“Bought this as a gag gift because of the name. Now he's hidden the bag from me. Genuinely the smoothest cup we've had at home. Zero bitterness, no upset stomach. Subscribing.”
— Jenna K., Denver, CO
Worth every penny.
“I'm picky. I've done the whole third-wave pour-over thing. This holds its own against $30 bags from fancy roasters and you get a real pound, not 12oz of guilt. Chocolate-caramel finish is no joke.”
— Derek H., Brooklyn, NY
Mom-approved (and she's harsh).
“Got this for my dad for Father's Day, ended up keeping one for myself. He texted me a photo of his empty mug the next morning. Knocked one star because shipping took a few extra days but the coffee is legit.”
— Sarah P., Nashville, TN
No fillers, no nonsense.
“You can taste the difference single-origin makes. Bright, clean, no weird aftertaste like the grocery store blends. The branding is ridiculous and I love it. Already on my third bag.”
— Tom B., Portland, OR
Wear the Flock
A Note from the Founders
“We started this because we were sick of overpriced, blended coffee that tasted like cardboard. So we went to the source. Pure Colombian. Pure attitude. Welcome to the flock.”
— Rick & Jim